NOBODY CARES WHAT EVERETT WRIGHT HAS TO SAY. UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

BLOGGER IS NO MORE

2011-06-27T01:02:00.002-05:00

I switched to tumblr, I like it better.

CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE NOT CARING WHAT I HAVE TO SAY (NEW JOURNAL ACCOUNT)

Monday June 13th 2011

2011-06-14T00:24:00.002-05:00

Crushed a night shift, got called a fag in Warcraft and went shopping. Filled the fridge to the brim and drank a potion. The liquidation depot is my kind of store. It's also right beside No Frills, which is now my preferred grocery store. No Frills is a store you hate as a child because you get dragged there against your will, it looks awful inside, is boring, takes forever and is crowded. When you're an adult you love it because everything is mad cheap due to the lack of frills.

I taped the fuck out of my bedroom window to make it darker before I wet to bed, hope the bitch stays put.

A Taxi

2011-06-13T02:26:00.003-05:00

Why do some cab drivers think they can chastise you for not being ready for them right on time SLASH be late SLASH not listen to your directions and then look extra pissed when you don't tip them?

Tips are for a job well done aren't they?

and

I should start doing a daily journal again. Here we go.

SUNDAY JUNE 12 2011
Played video games all night. Ate eggs? Went into work and got yelled at by a cab driver. I guess I have that look about me that says to people it's okay to treat me like I'm in grade school. I have fat cheeks and freckles.

Mario Tapes

2011-05-29T23:28:00.001-05:00

I'm making a video game. Help me if you know how!

CLICK

May 23 - 24 2011

2011-05-24T23:56:00.001-05:00

Last two days I've done nothing but sleep, eat, work and play warcraft. Gotta break this pattern.

Sunday May 22nd 2011

2011-05-23T02:28:00.001-05:00

Wasn't the world supposed to end again yesterday? Did I miss it?

THE MAN Page 21

2011-05-19T01:32:00.000-05:00

Evvieco 220

2011-05-10T00:37:00.002-05:00

New forum

2011-05-10T00:33:00.001-05:00

NEW SCHOOL OF RIDICULISMS

http://evvieco.com/thesor/phpBB3

Go and post.

Wasted

2011-04-17T03:05:00.002-05:00

Pretty drunk. can't really see the monitor. Just want to say, you know how you think vidya games are nerdy? Think about how you feel about your favorite movie. I feel the same about my favorite video game. they're the same to me. Just as entertaining. Just as nerdy. Just as acceptable. Can't believe how wasted. Fuck. But, yeah, they're the same thing. They're both mediums of entertainment. Why treat them any different? Whatever your favorite medium is. Whatever your fav movie, book, whatever. It's just as valid. Just as nerdy. If anything, a book is more nerdy. GOOOOOOOOD I have drank so much. It's either this or write about how much I love my girlfriend.

Rainbow Magic Page 12

2011-03-28T04:37:00.001-05:00

FUUUUUCCK

2011-03-26T04:40:00.002-05:00

Cheers to you, kid. Hero and a half.

"Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year-old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes, I'll do it if it will save her."

As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheeks. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away?".

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her"

Sunday March 20th 2011

2011-03-21T00:24:00.002-05:00

So every week before I go to bed during the day to be ready for the upcoming night shift I curl into the fetal position and think about negative shit until my chest hurts.

I think I need more sun.

Evvieco 218

2011-02-19T02:05:00.002-06:00

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Wednesday February the 2nd 2011

2011-02-03T02:45:00.002-06:00

-After fussin' with work for the past month I finally got my "Disciplinary action" over with.
-I'm getting double the amount of work on my site done now. I'm so proud of myself.
-Forced my way over to the GF's and played Mario 3.

This day gets an 8/10

Rainbow Magic Page 10

2011-02-02T02:50:00.001-06:00

Reflection in the monitor

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2011-01-08T23:41:00.002-06:00

BLANK

2010-12-27T20:19:00.001-06:00

AND THEN I MISSED A TON OF DAYS.

Hey what if I drew shitty MS paint comics on here all the time?

Evvieco 215

2010-11-29T00:35:00.000-06:00

October 10th and 11th

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Sunday October 10^th 2010

Thanksgiving dinner part 2 was good. I think I like it now. Before this year I never did, I hated turkey and everything else that went with it. So after the family business I had a short visit with Adam and Shannyn. Later, the GF and I hung around with Alexa’s family and friends and had a fire in the backyard, which was good. Gah, fuck, you know what, this journal is boring as shit. I’m not even having fun doing it anymore. It’s definitely aptly named. I’m gonna have to change what I’m writing about. I think I will log what I did within my days in my day minder.

Monday October 11^th 2010

Had dreams about owning a dilapidated apartment building that just kept getting blown/shot up over and over. I had a secretary for the place who would nag me every chance she got. I just couldn’t get anywhere with this place. I think the dream is about how I feel about Evvieco right now.

Saturday October 9th 2010

2010-10-28T14:18:00.003-05:00

I got a sick coat at the mall. After that was Thanksgiving on my girlfriend’s side. Ate a ton, then took her little cousins to the park and they ran around and got into fights. Never want kids. The Mrs and I watched Blues Brothers and then she passed out so I snuck in some WoW. We just bought Blues Brothers earlier in the day, and we got Penn & Teller’s Bullshit season 7 at the same time. Then we noticed this:

Mission from god.

Friday October 8th 2010

2010-10-24T10:45:00.000-05:00

Cooked some potato wedges with Drew and Pat, had a coffee with Drew and Burt. Played some WoW with Burt, and then saw Hoy. The night ended with overnight grocery store food. I’m probably really lame for thinking overnight grocery stores are killer.

Thursday October 7th 2010

2010-10-14T11:20:00.001-05:00

Burt has played WoW non stop for just about 24 hours, only stopping to eat. I’m starting to feel guilty about showing it to him. Tonight I watched a dear prepare for thanksgiving dinner and watched wrestling with Drew and Pat. Pat clarified the Baron Sammedi laugh for me, which is weird that I wasn’t positive of what it is.

Tuesday and Wednesday October 5 & 6 2010

2010-10-07T12:41:00.002-05:00

Tuesday October 5^th 2010

Hung out with junkies and got Timothy’s and pizza.

Wednesday October 6^th 2010

Worked until 4 in the afternoon. All I did was play sweet sweet Earthbound. When I got home I played some Duck Hunt with Shannyn and Vanessa. For the 3^rd part of the day I spread my growing addiction of WoW onto Burt. He’s not handling it as well as I am, he bought the game after an hour of his trial. So basically my day was video games.

Baby bunny.

Monday October 4th 2010

2010-10-05T10:28:00.003-05:00

Got an iphone. Now I can work tech support and dress like a beatnic.

Had a coffee with Burt and Drew. Drank a 40 with some junkies and petted a nice kitty, and over night I tried to install shit on my laptop while I slept. I woke up feeling like the bottom of a 40.

BTdubs I'm gonna put more effort into this journal now.

August 31st to October 3rd 2010

2010-10-04T10:15:00.002-05:00

Tuesday August 31st 2010
Drank in public, helped a vegetarian eat burger king.

Wednesday September 1st 2010
Stayed in all day, didn’t get exercise and generally just worried about making enough money.

Thursday September 2nd 2010
Got some shifts so now I don’t have to worry, but I am anyway. Now I’m worried about day shift sucking as bad as I think it will. Saw my family on my mom’s side for the first time in 6 years. There’s a few new kids running around, and all the ones that I thought were 8 are now going into high school. Feeling older everyday.

Friday September 3rd
Checked out chapters, went for a walk, and drank some 40s while watching casino.

Saturday September 4th 2010
Did my best to stay up late and watch Sopranos all night.

Sunday September 5th 2010
Attempted to sleep all day but ended up getting out of bed at 2pm. It would have been nice to sleep until 4 but whenever I need to sleep that long I can’t. I needed to sleep in the day like this because I had a midnight shift at the sugar factory to do. Something I haven’t done in 2 years, it was some pretty big nostalgia.

Monday September 6th 2010
As soon as I woke up I went to band practice and then we had coffee at the ghetto hortons. My dinner this night was 711 hotdogs with the silicone cheese.

Tuesday September 7th 2010
Don’t remember what I did all day, but I do remember going to bed early. I think we jammed again actually.

Wednesday September 8th 2010
Worked a day shift at the sugar factory. I haven’t been there in 2 years and I’ve never done a proper day shift ever. It was a mixture of nostalgia and the nervousness of a new job except you pretty much know how to do it already. The shift was alright. After that I went for some din dins at an old people restaurant. There’s one more part to this day but I’m not clear on it. I know I went to be early again, and I think I ran into a guy I went to grade school with at 711. I’m going there too much lately.

Thursday September 9th 2010
Rode a bus for 5 hours to Windsor so some GFs could go see Billy Idol at the casino there. When we got in we had an amazing buffet, the best I’ve ever had and then they went back to the hotel room for a pre concert nap. We got the hotel room cheap because some smokers made the room irreparably filthy over the years. That whole floor smelled like ciggies. While they napped I looked across the border at Detroit and read all the historical plaques in their riverside park. I met up with my friends that are in Windsor and we had coffee and later got wasted off 40s and gin while watching MTV in my dirty ass hotel room. After the concert got out all of us got some pizzer and closed out a bar where a hilarious 2 man band was playing..

Friday September 10th 2010
Rode the bus back home and went to bed.

Saturday September 11th 2010
Caught up on my sleep and everything else I’m behind on and then spent time with Abox. I’m going to start giving a little more details on here, I’ve been feeling like it’s a little bland without using people’s names. I’ve pretty much been avoiding identifying the nouns in my life.

Sunday September 12th 2010
Hung out with Pat, Brett, Drew and the GF. We watched the first part of Titanic, then all of home alone 2, then the ending of Titanic (because it was still on) we ran our own commentary the entire time. We came to the conclusion that everyone in Home Alone has some sort of mental condition. Mostly Autism.

Monday September 13th 2010
I was supposed to go see Machete, but shit got mixed up and I didn’t end up going. I ended up watching Twin Peaks with Brett. Crazy ass Lynch show from 1990. You can definitely tell it was made by that fuck.

Tuesday September 14th 2010
Tried World Of Warcraft today, I like it and everything but it is way too over hyped. I don’t think I’ll get too addicted. We’ll see though. Someone please stop me if I go too far.

Wednesday September 15th 2010
Worked as security on a day shift at the sugar factory, and then went to visit Aly, her kid and her mom. They pretty much gave me a bunch of stuff, bought me dinner and then drove me home. Years ago I gave her my old Blockbuster uniform to sew a patch over the Blockbuster symbol. She just finished it yesterday, so now I can finally go into Blockbuster and get asked for help and then make people feel weird when they see I don’t actually work there.

Thursday September 16th 2010
I played World Of Warcraft all freakin day. I keep telling myself that I’m NOT going to buy the full version once the 10 day trial is up. I’m going to WAIT a month or so for when I can afford it. Late this night I hung out with my dearest and we had a candy and RPG party time, and then she fell asleep while I played more WoW.

Friday September 17th 2010
Tried to sleep all day so I would be comfortable on my 12 hour night shift. Failed at it, I woke up at 12pm. So I was awake for 27 hours by the time I got home from work. I was falling asleep while walking. At work I pretty much just ate donuts and watched some guys tar a driveway.

Saturday September 18th 2010
When I got home I just slept and then went back to work.

Sunday September 19th 2010
Work went smooth. Just watched Star Trek and had a bunch of walks. After work I had band practice with Drew and my dearest. Oh, before that we had basil burgs which are burgers from a totally DT restaurant that everyone likes.

Monday September 20th 2010
Hung out with myself until the dear got out of work. Then we did some hanging out until bed time. Pretty uneventful day.

Tuesday September 21st 2010
I didn’t leave the house all day, saw my girlfriend and then went to bed early for work.

Wednesday September 22nd 2010
Work was less gay than I thought it would be. I watched Star Trek IV. The one with the whales, what a joke. When I got home I played World of Warcraft until I fell asleep since no one could hang out. I’m really drifting through this month. I can’t get anything done until I get paid so I just sit around all the time. Getting paid every 2 weeks sucks.

Thursday September 23rd 2010
I just squirmed my way out of debt, and I think I'm about to get my laptop fixed on the weekend, so that should help me update my site more speedily. The beginning of this month was pretty busy, but now all I'm doing is sitting around getting progressively more and more addicted to Warcraft. Don't be surprised if you never see me again, cuz, that's what that game does to people, so I hear.

Friday September 24th 2010
I woke up to a call from Burt. He wanted me to print him out a resume. After fucking around with it for 2 hours I finally managed to get it to print. Then Drew came over and ate my fridge. He took me to the computer store so I could buy a new laptop charger. Laptop is finally back in business. Now I can just watch shit all day at work. After Drew took off I sat around until it was time to go out to dinner with my dearest. We went to Suisha Gardens, the best sushi place I know of. After dinner we had plans to do Jager bombs and watch a bunch of arrested development, but she changed those plans to falling asleep on my bed. While she slept, I broke and signed up for Warcraft. Fuck I hope that game doesn’t become a problem.

Saturday September 25th 2010
Fun day with my dear. In the evening we did some Jagerbombs and watched a music documentary. I slept there, which means I actually didn’t sleep. She generates roughly a volcano’s worth of heat while she sleeps and if I brush up against her I get 3rd degree burns. Also she’s a blanket hog. And she kicks. That’s not even the half of it.

Sunday September 26th 2010
When I got dropped off at home I got a talking to about doing Jagerbombs from my parents. Apparently to them it’s just as bad as doing drugs. They’re very disappointed in me. I wasted the rest of the daylight on video games. I got worried that’s all the day was going to amount to so I met up with Pat and Katie at the Victoria Inn. Which is a DT dirtbar. It’s reputation is a lot worse than it actually is. They had a band playing. Bassist jumped around a lot. Pat and Katie completed the DT experience by dipping and pissing behind dumpsters. Afterward Pat and I brainstormed on how we could possibly make a video game.

Monday September 27th 2010
I think I jammed with Drew and Abox, And we made a shitty song. It went

“It’s not rock n’ roll if your mother approves
If you ain’t got nothin’ then there’s nothin’ to lose
I definitely saw your mom at the Cairin croft.
I definitely got your mom to suck all our cocks
Cocks cocks cocks cocks”

Tuesday September 28th 2010
ALLS I did was watch the season finale of season 5 with the sweetheart and Pat, then Pat and I brainstormed more on a video game we want to make, but will probably not get made.

Wednesday September 29th 2010
Work was boring, but easy. When I got out I waited forever for the bus, went home and played vidya until bed. Lame days like this make me really want to do things the next day.

Thursday September 30th 2010
Can’t really remember too well what I did today. I know I went for a run with my best girl. Then I stayed up all night playing WoW. All the way from midnight until 8 in the morning. The only reason I did that though is so that I could get onto a day sleeping schedule for work. So, I went to bed at 8am in the morning (technically on a Friday) and I woke up 4 hours later at noon.

Friday October 1st 2010
Like I said, after 4 hours of sleep I woke up and just laid there, doing nothing, completely awake. The rest of the day I tried to get more rest but couldn’t so I went into work for my midnight to noon shift with 4 hours sleep. Felt sick all night from lack of sleep and passed out a few times. On the way home I missed the bus 3 times and had to get my mom to pick me up.

Saturday October 2nd 2010
Slept until 9pm and then stupidly got up. This shift wasn’t as bad but I still fell asleep a few times. It still sucked.

Sunday October 3rd 2010
I was awoken by cuddles from a cute girl. The Drew came over and gave me an iphone. Then wonton soup. Then I went back to bed.

July 15th to August 30th

2010-08-31T10:57:00.006-05:00

Thursday July 15th 2010
Really. Nothing.

Friday July 16th 2010
I thought it was Thursday today, and that yesterday was Wednesday. I’m missing a day somewhere. Got drunk tonight and watched a ton of Sopranos. I had Keith’s light and dark, and they came with a mixing tool where you fill up the glass with the light and then put the tool over the top of the glass and pour a bit of dark in. It makes this gradient effect and it neutralizes the tang of both beers. Brewmasters, man.

Saturday July 17th 2010
Went to see Inception. I enjoyed it and it just made me hope to see 3rd rock as the Riddler in the next Batman.

Girlfriend and I went for a walk near the lake. I was wearing an orange Hawaiian shirt with multi-coloured shorts and a red cap, all very bright. Once he saw me he came up to me and gave me one of those Hawaiian flower necklaces to complete my outfit. He said aloha when he left.

Sunday July 18th 2010
Just got some groceries today. Maybe over did it a little but we were hungry when we went, so that’s why.

Monday July 19th 2010
Everyday I have a mini anxiety attack before bed. I don’t know why, I don’t have anything to feel anxious about. Not that I can think of.

Tuesday July 20th 2010
I didn’t do anything today except watch Star trek and read.

Wednesday July 21st 2010
The worst dump I ever took was when I was a little kid, maybe 5 years old. I think I cried as I squeezed it out. When it finally came out I took a look at what I had done, and the shit was in the shape of a star, except round in it's center. I also once dumped in a full bath tub because I didn't feel like taking a bath. It was revenge against my mom who wanted me to wash myself. Oh, and another time I crapped in the woods. Just to feel what it was like. Some kids made fun of me for it, but I don't know how they knew about it. Those are my dump stories.

Thursday July 22nd 2010
I realized today that the only thing I want to do with my life is create art and entertainment. Another thing I realized is I probably don’t have what it takes. A third thing is that I can’t give up. So I’m fucked.

Friday July 23rd 2010
Didn’t do anything, we actually just went to bed early. Some Friday.

Saturday July 24th 2010
We rode the TTC for a million hours to watch broads on wheels clobber each other at the roller derby. It took place in an empty plane hanger. We bought some pizza and beer that cost about 10 times it’s actual value and the we ducked out early so we wouldn’t get crowded on the TTC. We ended up taking the wrong bus a few times so instead of another million hours back it was like 5 million, but we eventually got home. At one point on the bus I thought I may have died and gone to hell or purgatory, and it was just riding the TTC for eternity.

Sunday July 25th 2010
Got the last issue of Scott Pilgrim at the comic store, had a slice of cake at a nice bakery, bought some fresh fruit and vegetables and had BLTs for dinner. An all around nice day.

Monday July 26th 2010
Couldn’t manage to get to work on anything today. I couldn’t sit still.

Tuesday July 27th 2010
The only highlight of today is that I ate a whole pizza to myself, just cus.

Wednesday July 28th 2010
Just my usual.

Thursday July 29th 2010
I think I slept all day, I don’t remember. No, no, wait. I played vidya all day.

Friday July 30th 2010
Rode in a car back to the home town for a million hours. Ate all of my parent’s food and then went to a café. Nothing overly fancy.

Saturday July 31st 2010
Played Castlevania: Symphony of the Night for hours and hours and then hung out with buds until they had to work. In the evening I got together with some other buds and got 3 growlers, which are 2 liter jugs of booze. We drank one of those each while watching Jersey Shore. Worst kids. Laid down at my girlfriend’s house until the sun came up, without sleep, then I walked back to my parents and still couldn’t sleep. Oh, I forgot, but I also jammed with the GF and my friend. I got my first blister from playing bass and I think I may have actually improved.

Sunday August 1st 2010
Passed out at random times today. Spent most of it with my friend on his porch. Everyone kept stopping by over the course of the evening so I got to see a ton of people I haven’t seen in a long time. I convinced my girlfriend to go to the Flying Saucer at 2am or something like that then we both went home and passed out.

Monday August 2nd 2010
Laid around ALL day playing more Castlevania. Got really bored and re-arranged my room. At night the GF and I went back up to our temp residence on a train. While we rode it we made “mouth breather expressions” to each other in the window. Some people were watching. When we had to wait for a transfer we showed each other the stupid default ring tones out phones have.

Tuesday August 3rd 2010
Just about nothing.

Wednesday August 4th 2010
Stomach hurt all day that erupted in a flaming dump.

Thursday August 5th 2010
Girlfriend is sick. FUCK. FUCK. PISS. PISS.

Friday August 6th 2010
Didn't feel like Friday until we beat Silent Hill 2.

Saturday August 7th 2010
Went to Spadina
Had BBQ Pork Ramen at some asian noodle bar.
Checked out Dragon City Mall
Checked out ANIME XTREME which, it's name is appropriate.

We were going to look around Kensington market too but because of the construction we were a bit concerned about making it home before the bus we needed stops running.

At night we started Chrono Trigger and it felt SO GOOD.

Sunday August 8th 2010
Cleaned up, had frozen pizzas.

Monday August 9th 2010
A while ago I almost did develop some pretty bad OCD. I think it was because I hated my job too much. I would have to touch certain doors in certain areas before turning around and look at certain things in certain ways. I didn't notice until I was close to quitting. It made me feel pretty strange. I'm better now, I think, I just have to stay away from that job.

Tuesday August 10th 2010
Went down town to a dirty hobo area and ate subway.

Wednesday August 11th 2010
It's my 4th Anniversary with the cutest girl ever today. She's just the sweetest thing in the whole world. I woke up with what I think it the beginning of a cold which I caught from the sweetest girl in the whole world. She woke up with what she thinks might be pink eye. Happy anniversary! We went out for dinner at a sushi place and I ate a ton. I got us desert too from a nice bakery, which I shouldn’t have eaten, but oh well, it’s my anniversary. I got her a single pink rose and a bottle of champagne, which we will drink on the weekend for part 2 of out anniversary celebration. We split it up because we’re sick and she has school and stuff. I always feel I can never do enough for her on our anniversary; I just want to give her everything.

I think it was today that I found a good calorie counter site. It’s called sparkpeople, it encourages you to eat better and get more exercise. For that past day or so it’s been working I guess. It makes me feel good.

Thursday August 12th 2010
Felt sick and sore all day. My stomach hurt so bad for hours and hours. Couldn’t have anything for dinner. I think I eventually passed out from it.

Friday August 13th 2010
Found out a game was stolen from me today. No disc in the case. Pissed me off huge. Got drunk and felt better.

Saturday August 14th 2010
Went to a dive bar where the beer is watered down and people’s kids run wild while their parents are getting wasted, attempting to hit on the Ukrainian bartender lady. We pretty much had to force them to give us food. It was alright though. An experience.

Annnnnd we went and saw Scott Pilgrim and it was way better than I expected it to be. I enjoyed it, which I usually don’t like recent movies all that much. Felt good.

Sunday August 15th 2010
Pretty much just sat around and did nothing with periods of boredom and anger.

Monday August 16th 2010
I don’t remember this day.

Tuesday August 17th 2010
Don’t remember this one. I probably slept a lot.

Wednesday August 18th 2010
Went to see Scott Pilgrim again, except this time we drank at the bar in the movie theatre first. This was after we ate way too much pizza. So much for trying to be healthy.

Thursday August 19th 2010
I’m doubting I did very much today.

Friday August 20th 2010
Got drunk with a friend, saw some nice boobs.

Saturday August 21st 2010
Went to roller derby in an empty airplane hanger again. It was a double header, the first game was the rookie league, but they played just as well. The TTC tortured me the whole ride there and home, I really can’t stand it. I get so sick from it. The 3 of us went to a bakery and the Eaton’s centre before that. I had my first cannoli today. I got this cheesecake that was way too rich. When we got home we went right to bed.

Sunday August 22nd 2010
We robe back to our home city, and I don’t remember what I did that day. I think I just hung out with some friends.

Monday August 23rd 2010
Hung out with a friend I haven’t seen in about 4 months, since I moved away. We checked out the local comic shop, had some wonton soup and then met up with some other friends. He got us all a lot of booze and showed us his hilarious co worker that he and another friend of mine that works there always imitate. The guy is just what they make him out to be. I got accident-drunk.

Tuesday August 24th 2010
The day of ECT 2010

Wednesday August 25th 2010
Tried to watch Ernest goes to Africa. Instant regret.

Thursday August 26th 2010
Went back up to Lakeshore Village to pack some things up, so that on Sunday we could move all our shit back down to the NF.

Friday August 27th 2010
The GF and I went to Fan Expo 2010.

Saturday August 28th 2010
More Fan Expo.

Sunday August 29th
We moved away from Lakeshore today. People parked on the road out front of the house on both sides so we had to park the U-Haul around the corner. Pain in the fucking ass. We eventually made it back and threw all my shit in my mom’s kitchen. That night we spent some time with friends we will now get to see a lot more often.

Monday August 30th 2010
So filthy today, I didn’t have time to shower for the past 2 days. I was so busy I didn’t realize it. Played old vidya with some friends.

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Everett Wright Kitchen Experience 04

2010-08-11T08:48:00.004-05:00

Here's my first try at french toast. I stirred some eggs up in a bowl. I added sugar and salt for kicks.

The first one I did I soaked it way too long and it crumbled up into a pile of brown goo. the others I didn't really soak enough. I poured the left over mixture onto the pan to see what would happen. It was rancid, I gagged on it and had to throw it out.

It was alright. What the fuck is that juice?

Evvieco # 212

2010-07-21T21:18:00.003-05:00

I'm not sure why I'm doing this but I'm going to be REMINDING everyone who stumbles onto this journal that they should be appreciating the stuff on EVVIECO.COM every time I put something on it. So, go read:

EVVIECO 212

June 19th to July 14th 2010

2010-07-15T08:20:00.001-05:00

Saturday June 19th 2010
Found a sweet entertainment device holder on the side of the road. You betcha I wheeled that home. Got drunk later and watched The TV Set with David Duchovney. Really sweet movie that I found in a bargain bin.

Sunday June 20th 2010
Another weeaboo night.

Monday June 21st 2010
Same old.

Tuesday June 22nd 2010
Played Metroid Prime 3 all day, then cleaned up a bit.

Wednesday June 23rd 2010
Nothing noteworthy

Thursday June 24th 2010
Went to a poor district today and wandered around one of their parks. It was a really nice park and everyone was outside enjoying themselves. Good vibes. I got asked for change at least a thousand times, but I didn’t have any because I’m only one step away from being as poor as they are.

There was this incredibly small girl dragging a suitcase down the street, it was bigger than she was so I helped her carry it to the streetcar. Yeah, I’m a hero.

Sat on some steps for a while and then went home.

Friday June 25th 2010
I don’t remember what I did.

Saturday June 26th 2010
We went to riot city today to get a present for my future mother in law, but when we got there a squad of police drove down the street and shooed us the other way. We heard some loud banging ahead of us before we turned around. I don’t know what it was. People were arguing with the police. I guess they figured they would walk through the riot and somehow get into the mall. Getting a new pair of jeans must be important to them. As we were walking back I could feel a disturbance on the air, the street was a lot quieter than usual and also the odd person was running by with a concerned look on their face and some shops were locking up with the same expression as the runners. We got home okay, didn’t have to run or dodge molotovs or anything.

Sunday June 27th 2010
It turns out someone stole 300 dollars from my bank account. I’ll have to go to the fucking bank tomorrow and sort this out.

Monday June 28th 2010
So I went to the bank to get my damn 300 dollars back. They said they would and gave me a new bank card. I guess this kind of thing happens all the time in the big rankie. The teller girl had the hairiest arms I’ve ever seen. It’s pretty unattractive when chicks have hairier arms than I do. Shave it! I know I would if I were a babe. Hairy arms can ruin the whole package. Even now, I’d still shave my arms if they were too hairy. Really though, shave it, it’s no big deal and it’s easier to shave than your legs. Pretty sure it doesn’t grow back as fast on top of that.

Tuesday June 29th 2010
Didn’t do much as far as I know.

Wednesday June 30th 2010
Rode the GO back to stinktown. Once I had finished eating all my parents food I went and saw them at their new store. It’s coming along, only a few more weeks and the doors will open.

When I got home I called up P and he and some people were drinking screwdrivers all night. So I joined them. They definitely spit all over each other for hours.

Thursday July 1st 2010
I went with a beautiful girl to the carnival. Didn’t do much, looked at the ponies, which looked hot and miserable. At night we went to the ole’ Lidsville and saw some fireworks for Canada’s Bday.

Friday July 2nd 2010
Saw Toy Story 3, it was pretty intense. Felt like it was made for the same people the first one was made for. There’s this one part near the end where I really felt it. I admit it, I was moved.

Saturday July 3rd 2010
Sweat. I was getting pretty dirty at this point. I only brought one outfit down with me and I forgot my deodorant. I made it in the end.

Sunday July 4th 2010
Got a ride back to our temporary residence. Worked like a madman on my site and slept. I got my mojo back on this trip. No matter how much I work on my stuff I feel like I’m fuckin around all the time, so I’ll be working even more on the co. Help me make sure I do.

Monday July 5th 2010
All day I worked on the site. The Muffin and I are addicted to Sopranos lately, we have to watch an episode every day. We’re waiting to order it in the mail so until then we’re renting it.

Tuesday July 6th 2010
Does anyone read this journal? I’m just doing it for me but if someone else is reading it I’ll spice it up a bit. I realize how dry it is.

Wednesday July 7th 2010
I had this dream a few days ago. It was presented to me in 70s sitcom show film quality. It was a 70s sitcom, so naturally Judd Hirsch, that Jewish guy was the lead. It was about this random group of people who were sent out into the wilderness of Alaska for some reason. Once they were sent out there they never came back, so the nameless company sent out another group of people which were much younger. The show was about the 2 different sets of people. They would build houses and shovel snow and stuff. Bill Hicks was in it and he lived underground in something called “the forge” and he was the forge master. Pretty much there was just this pool of lava behind him that he would ladle out into various bowls. At the beginning of the show it showed the cast one by one with captions of the character name and actor name, so it was like “BILL HICKS as the forge master” and it would show Bill talking and then laughing with no sound except the theme song. Just about every actor did the “turn and smile” introduction. If you don’t know what I mean watch the music video for Patio Lanterns by Kim Mitchell.

Thursday July 8th 2010
Had a burning day. My computer was getting filled up with so much stuff so I dedicated today to cleaning it up. It’s starting to fuck up a bunch the past while too so I figure it’s only a matter of time before I have to re configure everything.

I had a dream I was in my old elementary school, in the old lunchroom, except it was set up like a classroom. We were all sitting at our desks and some security guards come walking in. Two of them, both fat middle aged blond women. They were wearing huge novelty badges pinned to their stomachs. They were there to check everyone for guns. How they did it was they’d get you up in front of the class and get you naked, and then put you in a big mason jar, and scope your cock out and make remarks about it in front of the class. I got pissed off and refused to do it and stormed out of there saying “no one gets to see how small my dick is except the women I disappoint”

On my way down the hallway towards the stairs I came across this little kid who is familiar to me, but not. We go to shake hands but jump back from one another, then laugh a little and then shake hands and say goodbye. When I got to the stairs I start going down 2 stairs at a time and then 4 and then I ended up jumping down flights of stairs, and when I get outside the world seems huge and confusing, and I start running the opposite direction of home. I dream about my old school a lot, and every time I get to those stairs the same thing happens, I feel like I have to run as fast as I can.

Friday July 9th 2010
Nothin’

Saturday July 10th 2010
So much nothin’

Sunday July 11th 2010
This weekend was the weekend of nothing.

Monday July 12th 2010
Laundry day. Thai people everywhere. Girlfriend says they were blacks. The whole day felt like what I imagine Thailand to be.

Tuesday July 13th 2010
Not much at all.

Wednesday July 14th 2010
Girlfriend has had half days off school for the past bit, it’s been nice. We have this tradition where as soon as we get in the house we take off some clothing and lay in front of the AC and talk.

Gweg

2010-07-08T08:24:00.002-05:00

June 10th - 18th 2010

2010-06-19T16:03:00.002-05:00

Thursday June 10th 2010
We went back to our home city on a train. When I got in my parents weren’t home so I ate all their food took a huge shit and passed out.

Friday June 11th 2010
I got up way too early to go to my girlfriend’s graduation. I can’t believe she spent 3 years at school already. I’m proud of her. For the first 3 hours of the convocation it was the faculty congratulating each other and saying how good they are with bits of life advice thrown in. After that they sped through the handing out of diplomas and we all got cookies and coffee. As soon as I got my coffee 4 people bumped me and I spilled it on my hands.

In the evening a handful of us went exploring by a dam. Saw some fireflies, threw stuff off a cliff, then we went and had some pizza and beers.

Saturday June 12th 2010
The dear and I went and saw the Bodies exhibit. Which is dead people on display all cut up n shit. They had some fetuses, which was informative. In the gift shop they had plush diseases. Aids was this fuzzy black ball.

The girlfriend’s mom paid for Mandarin for us and I ate at least half of their devilled eggs.

In the evening we had some snacks and watched Watchmen.

Sunday June 13th 2010
Had a long car ride back to our apartment a few cities over. On the way we had dinner with some of my girlfriend’s family. Every time I see them I’m reminded why I don’t want kids.

Monday June 14th 2010
Laziness.

Tuesday June 15th 2010
Non Laziness.

Wednesday June 16th 2010
I did the majority of the work for a new comic I’m working on. It’s looking killer.

Thursday June 17th 2010
Didn’t do much, went to bed early because I had to get up at 6am to go down town with the dearest.

Friday June 18th 2010
Got up at 6am and went down town. Walked along the shoreline, ate a Sobeys sandwich and nursed a headache away from getting up early and not eating breakfast. Took some pictures around there.

I went to St.Paul’s church and tried to go in but the doors were locked, so I laid on the grass. Within a few minutes a few hobos came and laid down near me. We chilled out for a bit and then a security guard came over and shooed us off the lawn. I laughed because I’m a security guard and I have to shoo bums away sometimes.

When I walked down the street a droplet of what I thought was bird shit fell on my forehead. I smelled it and it had the smell of sunscreen so I just wiped it off on a Mexican flag that was on sale nearby. I got to the park and put my bag down and saw the hugest bird dump I’ve ever seen. The bird must have been saving it up for me all morning. I had nothing to clean it up with so I picked up a used dominos napkin that was on the ground close to me. It only took 25% of it away and smeared the rest. In the garbage can I found a dirty towel. There was no question as to why the previous owner threw it out. It looked like there was blood on it. I wiped the rest of the dump off the bad but it was still soaked into the fabric so I took out my water bottle and cleaned the rest with that. Afterwards I cleaned myself up in the bathroom of a subway. It was a real DT morning., hanging out with hobos and cleaning shit off myself. Down town’s just like that I guess, everyone I walk by is talking/singing to themselves or squirmin around somehow.

After that I explored the Eaton’s centre until my friends called me. I went to their place and played Mario kart and watched a fucked up skateboarding video.

All of us went to the beach on Toronto island and had a picnic.

Then sleep.

BRODYQUEST

2010-06-17T14:21:00.002-05:00

I watch this at least once a day now.

June 01 - 09 2010

2010-06-10T08:50:00.002-05:00

Tuesday June 01st 2010
More of the same.

Wednesday June 02nd 2010
I went to down town Toronto and spent time with one of my buds from around there. Got some sweet comics, had a coffee, got some sweet shades, checked out an anime store which had mouse pads with pictures of anime babes on them and wrist rests that were their tits, so it’s like you rest your wrist on their tits and rub the mouse on their face. I’m going to get one and hang it on my wall. Also checked out a store that sold stuff like doll’s legs and buttons and all sorts of shit you could probably make a functioning robot out of. I bought a green rubber duck that says “Together let’s celebrate each other’s achievements” on it’s chest. After that we had some sushi, which was decent, but it was no Suisha Gardens. (For real, anyone who happens to read this, if you’re ever in Niagara Falls look up Suisha Gardens.) At one point we were interviewed by naked news on the subject of driving. Of course she took her shirt off. It was sweet, I got all that sweet shit and got to see some titties on top of it all. Good day. When all that was done I met up with the girlfriend and streetcarred it home, getting soaked in a downpour at the end of it all. Got in, dried off and passed out.

Thursday June 03rd 2010
Spent most of the morning worrying about money issues. Solved the issue by devising a clever plan to sell my van that I most likely will never drive again. The rest of the day felt a little weird. I was sore for most of it and feeling damp. I didn’t feel like doing anything but forced myself to anyway. I’ve been doing the same things everyday for the past month so I guess all I have to do is start switching it up a little.

Friday June 04th 2010
Nothing of note.

Saturday June 05th 2010
Ate sushi and watched anime. Had a weeaboo night. Finished it off by getting drunk and playing vidua from Japan.

Sunday June 06th 2010
Nothing of note.

Monday June 07th 2010
Stayed up later than I should have playing Silent Hill 2.

Tuesday June 08th 2010
Went down to the beach and took some pictures today. It was gorgeous. Tried to learn how to work my camera better. I’m learning.

I decided that I’m not going to wait to do anything I want to do anymore. No more holding myself back. For a while I had a plan laid out that I thought was good but it was actually just slowing me down. I’ve destroyed it since, and now I’m going to be pumping out new sites on a monthly basis.

I got a sun burn on my arms and I only walked in the sun for 40 minutes tops. It was just up young street where I was in the sun. I’m so fucking white. On the streetcar ride to the beach I almost died, I can’t handle public transit. I get so dizzy and sick from it. I can’t even handle being in a car for more than an hour.

Every time I go downtown I get a rash on a very specific part of my leg… am I allergic to downtown? …On my leg?

Wednesday June 09th 2010
Got up, ate hotdogs, passed out, got up, ate linguine, went to bed.

Everett Wright Kitchen Experience 04

2010-06-01T10:26:00.003-05:00

I made scrambled eggs for the second time in my life. My first try went way better. They were edible, but gummy. My first time they were creamy because I threw a hunk of butter in with them for the hell of it. So far I think I'm at least a competent level cook.

Monday May 31st 2010

2010-06-01T10:21:00.001-05:00

The usual.

May 27 – 30 2010

2010-05-31T13:27:00.003-05:00

Thursday May 27th 2010
We went to some Jew awards, for books, and we got to meet Howard Engel who is apparently a sweet writer. I’ve been being told to read his books for a long time now, and I plan to just as soon as I struggle my way through the book I’m working on now, Son Of A Witch. It’s alright I just can’t read it for more than 5 minutes at a time. It's a book in which the Wicked Witch of the West's son goes on an adventure after Dorothy killed her.

Friday May 28th 2010
This was your usual day. Worked on comics for most of the day and then lazed for the rest of it. Best kind of day.

Saturday May 29th 2010
Shopping today, in a new direction, it was about a 45 minute walk but the plus side is there’s a beer store nearby. On the minus side, when we got there the power was out and of course there was a ton of bums out front looking incredibly irritated. To let some time pass we took a quick walk by the lake. The boats were out and a killer breeze comforted us and by the time we got back to the store the power was back on. Inside there was a Jamaican woman living the stereotype, and a screaming kid. There’s a rule, all grocery stores need to have at least one screaming kid. Grocery stores should consider some sort of child jail located at the entrance so you can shop without having to tell your kid to shut up every two seconds. Or maybe some sensory deprivation helmets for the kids so they can’t see anything they want and they can scream and cry all they want because they’d be sound proof, the only response they would receive is their own terrified echoes.

When we got home we got wasted and had some snacks.

Sunday May 30th 2010
Once I recovered from my minor hangover we got some more groceries and the babe made some chili. I can’t remember what happened the rest of the day but all of Sunday was makeout city. That I do remember.

Wednesday May 26th 2010

2010-05-27T10:26:00.000-05:00

I spent all day making comics and playing Fallout 3, which is a hell of a vidya. That was sweet until the GF didn’t come home before 8 so I automatically got all worried because I probably have some sort of mental issue. I couldn’t do anything until I heard from her so I walked to her school just so I’d have something to do and then she texted me. I ended up walking 2 feet behind her for something like 7 or 8 minutes before she noticed. I guess I’d make a good creep/murderer/PI.

We did the usual: dinner, watch The Office, argue, and go to bed thing once we were home.

Tuesday May 25th 2010

2010-05-26T11:16:00.002-05:00

Today’s the day. I’m gonna try to write every day again. I'll write about the previous day... Just something quick to keep getting practice. I’ve been getting everything done that I planned to do this summer. Feels good man. Actually I’ve been getting more than I thought I would done. Unfortunately it still takes too long to make shit but I guess that’s just how it has to be. No more waiting to start future projects, I’m going for it. Expect to see multiple new sites from me over the summer, and as soon as I can get a source of income or some product of some sort in stock the Evvieco store will launch.

Everett Wright Kitchen Experience 03

2010-05-18T18:58:00.006-05:00

So, more with the strawberries. I did these lil cakey things.

I bought these things from the store.

Slapped some fuckin ice cream on them.

Some strawberry, some sprinkles. that's it. They were fairly tasty. I put the plate on a cluttered end table and myself and 3 other dudes ate them and spilled ice cream all over the place.

Shirt Folding

2010-05-13T09:11:00.002-05:00

This still amazes me. I wish I could do it.

Everett Wright Kitchen Experience 02

2010-05-11T12:35:00.006-05:00

I found a bucket full of strawberries in my fridge. I've been eating them like crazy. Usually I give them a little spray of whipped cream. This morning I cooked up some toast to put strawberries on.

They're tasty as fuck. Apparently my grandma made home made strawberry jam, so I put that shit on some toast.

Then I put the strawberries on top of the sweet jams and got a glass of chocolate milk. Then I put whipped cream on top of both. Yeah man.

Everett Wright Kitchen Experience 01

2010-05-05T08:56:00.002-05:00

I have decided I am going to learn how to cook. I will be chronicling my progress here on this journal. I know how to cook a little, but until a few weeks ago I had never in my life cooked an egg. Come to think of it I've never boiled a hot dog either and I'm pretty sure I have never even made Kraft dinner.

Let's see where this goes.

Phone

2010-05-03T09:26:00.001-05:00

Happy Birthday
112163
112196
11#9632
969363

Auld Lang Syne
11113212
321139#
#9331212
321##91

Frere Jacques
12311231
369369
9#9631,9#9631
191,191

Mary Had a Little Lamb
3212333
222,399
3212333
322321

Louie, Louie
111-66-999-66

Help
911
911
911
911

Generation Birth

2010-03-24T10:28:00.002-05:00

Go on

2010-03-23T14:45:00.000-05:00

Boycott Yahoo

2010-03-22T10:04:00.001-05:00

Fuck Yahoo. Don’t ever use their shit again. They make spyware that fucks your shit up. They somehow hacked my website and put code into it that logged down IP addresses. It was a cunt to fix, and if I didn’t do all of my code raw I probably never would have found it. So fuck Yahoo.

No, for real I looked into it. A bunch of different people all said it was Yahoo. It was talked about like it was common knowledge that Yahoo is the scum of the internet. Fuck them.

Dryer Sheets

2010-03-03T19:15:00.003-06:00

Summer Vacash

2010-02-24T10:20:00.001-06:00

I’m taking this summer off of work hopefully, and I’m getting out of my parent’s house for a few months.

I’m going to

-Attempt to learn guitar
-Learn to cook better
-Exercise more
-Make excellent progress with my site by making a bunch of comics and setting up the ads, product design(s) payment methods, websites and other shit I need to open the Evvieco store
-Start listening to music

Aural Fellatio

2010-02-22T08:08:00.001-06:00

Fuckin’ Attenborgough. I’m trying to watch Planet Earth but his voice just puts me right to sleep. Same with (that guy who narrated Little Big Planet), except in his case he just makes me feel better. I was sick this one time and all I wanted was for him to talk to me, and make the sickness go away, I wanted to watch the tutorials in Little Big Planet but was too sick to turn it on.

Orange Jungle

2010-02-08T08:47:00.003-06:00

I shaved my back with an electric razor and it made my back bleed, then my girlfriend rubbed jergins into the wounds. Any slight movement is pain. I’m going to have to accept that I’m a man beast and let the back hair flourish into the wild untamable orange jungle it was meant to be.

Bill Nye, King Of Earth

2010-02-03T09:31:00.001-06:00

Manly Decorations

2010-02-02T13:48:00.005-06:00

25 Manly decorations

Thanks

2010-02-02T11:03:00.001-06:00

I feel good.

GET SERIOUS FATTY

2010-02-01T09:37:00.000-06:00

Stepped on the scale. 10 pounds heavier than yesterday. Went to sleep. Got up. Stepped on the scale. Back to normal.

The scale may be busted or my weight fluctuates that much during sleep. I have to start trying to not be so fat a little harder. The fatness has been sneaking up on me for the past few months. My parents have begun buying mass amounts of shitty food, and leave it lying around. I don’t care for eatin’ I pretty much eat what’s going to give me the least amount of trouble so that I can stop being hungry and get back to doing whatever it was I was doing before hunger interrupted. I shouldn’t even have this issue. There is so much food around, way more than anyone needs. We all eat a fuck of a lot.

12s

2010-01-26T09:39:00.001-06:00

Twelve hour shifts. Why are they legal?

My Own Salt

2010-01-25T07:21:00.000-06:00

My friend told me a story about coming home with salt and groceries the other day. I want to have that feeling. I want to be able to go out and buy groceries for myself and come home to my own home. I want to buy my own salt. I don’t want to live with my parents anymore. Very desperately do I want to get the hell out. I should have been out years ago but things keep happening so that I have to stay, or that there’d be no point in moving. I want to be able to touch the thermostat. To have more than one friend over at a time, and to speak louder than a whisper past 11pm. To be able to drop something, or make any sort of a noise without someone bellowing up from downstairs asking what that noise was. To not be summoned downstairs by someone banging on the wall. To not be 24 and still living with my parents. If my friend (one in specific) were reliable I wouldn’t be in this situation, but I would probably be complaining about him instead.

Drugs

2010-01-20T09:22:00.002-06:00

Journal Block

2010-01-18T06:53:00.003-06:00

I'm having a tough time of trying to post in this thing regularly. I'm willing to bet it's because I'm doing this school thing, and I'm more focused on my site. I have a lot of other things to do too. I want to write in this journal. I guess I have nothing to say and I shouldn't force it. I stared at this blank space for 5 minutes before I started typing this.

kay, that's it.

Drivin

2010-01-12T14:05:00.002-06:00

This one time I was driving and a truck needed to turn right in front of me to get into the intersection he wanted. There was a driver behind me and they backed up so I could back up and let the truck pass. It was nuts, I've never had anyone want to work together to help each other out on the road before. It's always a race or a contest when I drive. Pretty much me trying to avoid everyone else on the road. I feel like no one cares about ramming into me when I drive. As if they feel invincible, and that there's no way their 2 ton chunk of metal that moves at high speeds couldn't possibly collide with anything.

Another thought.

When I was little I would get into my parents cars and pretend to drive. When I would move the steering wheel it would lock up so I couldn't fuck with the wheels, and it was the most disappointing feeling. I wonder if they installed that feature because they didn't want kids fucking around with cars.

Dreams

2010-01-06T03:37:00.002-06:00

BOAT

2009-12-16T10:46:00.002-06:00

Adult Toilet Training

2009-12-07T10:42:00.000-06:00

Man, love it when redneck truckers and foreigners piss all over the toilet seat because they don’t lift the lid, or take huge shits right before I have lunch and leave the door open and the fan off so the rank comes right over to me. It’s a nice touch ignoring the employees only sign on the door too. Thanks guys.

Body Break

2009-12-02T07:34:00.002-06:00

S u b

2009-11-30T12:49:00.004-06:00

Y’know I can get about three meals from this sub. Cus I live alone in my apartment.
One for breakfast...Lunch...Dinner. I'll be good for the whole day.

Just me and my dogs...

Will you come and visit me Mr. Sub?

H Dog P Box C

2009-11-25T10:47:00.002-06:00

Batman

2009-11-23T13:04:00.001-06:00

No one else voices Batman til' Kevin Conroy is dead. Got it?

Wait...

2009-11-16T02:20:00.000-06:00

VOW

2009-11-11T05:44:00.001-06:00

LOVE THEM

2009-11-09T08:30:00.002-06:00

RISE UP

2009-11-03T15:05:00.002-06:00

G

2009-10-26T13:33:00.001-05:00

Hammer

2009-10-21T13:25:00.002-05:00

H Pots

2009-10-20T13:27:00.002-05:00

Robot Sleeps

2009-10-19T11:29:00.000-05:00

This last Thursday didn’t go so well, I ended up being a robot that was sleeping instead of a dinosaur, so I didn’t sleep as nicely, since robots don’t actually sleep.

Good Sleeps

2009-10-12T12:09:00.005-05:00

It's really important that I get as much sleep as possible on Thursdays. I have to go into work for a night shift and I'm coming off a normal sleeping schedule. I've finally accomplished finding a good method to get a lot of sleep when you really need it.

Just dream that you're a dinosaur who is sleeping a lot. The way it works is that, since you're a dinosaur you don't have to be stressed out about getting enough sleep for work, since you don't have a job. I've done it the past two weeks and it's worked like a charm.

I just realized that working night shifts has made me insane...

Aerostarship trooper

2009-10-07T13:37:00.004-05:00

So far, I must have spent over 3000 bucks on my Aerostar. Now it’s making noises again.

When it’s ready to go, or I’m ready to get rid of it I have something I want to do with it. I want to film it going the speed limit down the worst road in the city. This road, plus my junky van……It will be mind blowing.

Gone Forever

2009-10-06T15:17:00.001-05:00

Worst time to drop something is when you’re sitting in an office chair, because it just disappears. You bend all sorts of ways, but whatever you dropped is just gone.

Not Like

2009-10-05T11:09:00.000-05:00

Whenever I don’t like something or have a complaint everyone reacts to it negatively. They get irritated or angry with me because I’m irritated or angry. I feel like I’m being sent a message; that I’m not allowed to be unhappy with anything, that I’m not allowed to feel badly. It figures that the ones who get irritated with me most are constantly complaining, or looking for things to complain about.

BUT, I should stop my complaining before I go on and on, it’s too typical for an internet journal.

601

2009-09-29T14:14:00.000-05:00

Flossing

2009-09-22T12:27:00.001-05:00

When you’re digging around in there and you pull out a big chunk of something.... I can’t imagine a more satisfying feeling.

Power Rangers: The Movie

2009-09-21T19:05:00.002-05:00

Andy Dick as the blue ranger. Lucy Liu as the yellow ranger. Snoop Dogg as the black ranger. Jennifer Aniston as the pink ranger. Edward Norton as the green ranger. Johnny Depp as the red ranger. Bruce Willis as Zordon. Richard Simmons as Alpha. Queen Latifa as Rita. Jim Carrey or Robin Williams as the Putties. Or one of them could be lord Zed.

Doing It

2009-09-16T13:25:00.000-05:00

Last week I decided I would be working on my comics every day, for at least an hour, and at least two hours on weekends. Along with that I mean to update my journal a few times a week. So far I’ve been successful and I haven’t had thoughts of quitting. I still worry that I’m going to fall back to the way I was so do me this favor. If you know me personally please don’t let me get away with not working on my site at least a tiny bit each day. I really enjoy the feeling of accomplishment, and having a bit of art in your life everyday is very healthy. At least for me, it makes me a lot happier. I sleep easier.

YAP!

2009-09-15T10:25:00.002-05:00

Dumps

2009-09-14T10:08:00.001-05:00

I have the hugest dumps of life while I’m at work. I don’t know why. For some dumps I wish I brought my camera with me, because sometimes they’re really something to write home about. They’re huge, and have the consistency of sludge. Probably because I eat a lot of fiber bars. There’s usually nothing else to eat. Actually there is but I would have to prepare it and I usually don’t want to spend the time doing that when I can unwrap a fiber bar in a matter of seconds. Not really going anywhere with this, just thought I’d let everyone know about my shit.

TICK

2009-09-07T10:40:00.001-05:00

There’s a fuckin’ tick in my office. Uggghhhhh fuuuuucck. Nooo man. Naw.

2 in 1

2009-09-02T13:18:00.002-05:00

So I also had another dream last night. 2 nights in a row. This time I was trying to fix my Aerostar. It was broken because the deep fryer that was in place of an actual engine had something wrong with it. Turns out all I had to do was throw some chicken wings in there.

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Spiderz

2009-09-01T13:15:00.004-05:00

I had another dream about spiders last night. I've had a lot of dreams about them. I don't THINK I'm scared of them, just mildly grossed out. In this dream the wife and I were in a warehouse that was a secret base where they bio engineer new animals. When we first walked in we could hear voices of military people around the corner. In the entrance there were fish tanks with new types of fish in them, but neither the wife nor I know a lot about fish so we weren't that impressed. We had a small talk about the mirrors behind the fish tanks and how it makes the place seem so much bigger.

When we got around the corner there was a gigantic spider monster behind glass. Let me try to explain this thing. Do you know what an algae eater is? it had suction shit like that and was sucking on the glass. It's whole stomach was like that (like you cut something in half and you can see how it's insides work) and it's legs came from the middle of it's stomach. it was like a leech and a spider and an algae eater in one, and it had a hairy back. The wife and I stared at it in pure disgust for a while and it started sucking on the glass extra hard until the glass cracked. I moved the wife back over to the entrance because she was just standing there, frozen. We left after that and heard later that it escaped and they killed it.

Afterward my dream made me feel bad for the thing because it turns out it wasn't violent at all and was completely vegetarian and had complex emotions n shit.

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Spielbag

2009-06-09T12:25:00.004-05:00

I just want bring it to everyone's attention again.

Steve Spielberg hates animals. Name anything he has made and a dog or multiple dogs get killed in it. I challenge you to find something of his which doesn't contain some cute animal dying a horrible death.

Plus he made ET and that's pretty much the scariest movie ever made.

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Tattletale Bitch

2009-06-09T12:22:00.001-05:00

When I was in grade school there was this little snotty fat girl that would always tell on me and everyone else for everything they did. She would walk around with a notepad and write everything down and report it to the teacher. I always came out on top though, because she was a rat bitch. I splashed her with a puddle once, and she swore at me and told the teacher and we both got on the wall. (The wall is when you get in trouble, and you have to go stand against the wall of the school for the rest of recess. It wasn’t so bad though, if you were a lazy fat kid like me)

Another time she told on me for swearing and I didn’t get on the wall cause my friend Gerry’s dad is wicked, and at the time he was the recess supervisor. Then the same recess she swore and got told on by another rat bitch and was on the wall for the rest of the recess, which I used my time to stand there pointing and laughing obnoxiously, HAHAAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAA!! Oh oh aaaahhh AHHAHAHA. Right near her face too.

Some time later I ran and jumped on her nice headband for no reason. It was laying there on the ground, and I knew it was hers so I thought it would be a good idea to destroy it. The teacher made me get her a new one, so I bought a cheap gay looking one that wouldn’t even fit. Then she thought she won something and was trying to rub it in like a bitch so I snapped it. She tried to tell but I said she busted it on purpose and the teacher believed me over her. And she got on the wall for “lying”

Oh man, one time she was making fun of me to my face not knowing where she was going and walked into a pole. I just kept on walking. Man, what a fucking cunt.

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Cola Wars

2009-06-09T12:20:00.001-05:00

Do you remember? When it was Pepsi vs. Coke? It got pretty out of hand. My friends at the time were divided because some liked Coke and some liked Pepsi. At movie theatres the cola ads would be cheered or booed for. I made fun of Pepsi once and got told “shut the fuck up you fat fuck” in a totally serious tone of voice. Some kid fell on the ice and smashed his head off it and “it’s okay he likes Coke” was muttered as a few kids just walked away.

What’s up with that shit? Fuckin’ frig off they taste the same you fags.

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NIPLAUNCH

2009-05-26T00:54:00.002-05:00

Disney

2009-05-19T04:38:00.001-05:00

Disney is now giving awards out to it’s own movies, and advertising it on the box that it won an award from Disney.

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It’s shitty.

2009-05-19T04:36:00.002-05:00

Work Toilet Paper Is Useless.

Every time I wanna take a dump at work I end up with shit on my fingers. The paper just rips as soon as you put the least bit of friction on it. Why can’t companies fork out just a little bit more for good toilet paper? Is it too much to ask to be able to shit comfortably at work? Or even some good soap. That would be fine, but the soap at work smells worse than the shit on my fingers and it also gives you a rash. If I had good soap at least I could wash the shit off my fingers properly.

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Top Shit

2009-05-19T04:26:00.004-05:00

Movies
-Kubrick’s shit.
-Miyazaki’s shit.
-Tarantino’s shit

Books
-Well’s shit.
-Tolkien’s shit.
-Thompson’s shit.

Comics
-Moore’s shit.
-Willingham's shit.
-Ellis' shit.

Video Games
-Miyamoto’s shit.
-Itoi's shit.
-Oshima's shit.

Shows
-Watanabe + Keiko's shit
-Eastman + Laird's shit.
-Altieri +Kirkland's shit.

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Movie previews

2009-05-19T04:24:00.002-05:00

They make me feel stupid just for having seen them. A tingle courses up my spine. Shudder. Some of them I can hardly believe are real.

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2009-05-03T13:17:00.002-05:00

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT MY G FRIEND JUST DID

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