Thursday, October 28, 2010

Saturday October 9th 2010

I got a sick coat at the mall. After that was Thanksgiving on my girlfriend’s side. Ate a ton, then took her little cousins to the park and they ran around and got into fights. Never want kids. The Mrs and I watched Blues Brothers and then she passed out so I snuck in some WoW. We just bought Blues Brothers earlier in the day, and we got Penn & Teller’s Bullshit season 7 at the same time. Then we noticed this:

Mission from god.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Friday October 8th 2010

Cooked some potato wedges with Drew and Pat, had a coffee with Drew and Burt. Played some WoW with Burt, and then saw Hoy. The night ended with overnight grocery store food. I’m probably really lame for thinking overnight grocery stores are killer.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Thursday October 7th 2010

Burt has played WoW non stop for just about 24 hours, only stopping to eat. I’m starting to feel guilty about showing it to him. Tonight I watched a dear prepare for thanksgiving dinner and watched wrestling with Drew and Pat. Pat clarified the Baron Sammedi laugh for me, which is weird that I wasn’t positive of what it is.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Tuesday and Wednesday October 5 & 6 2010

Tuesday October 5th 2010

Hung out with junkies and got Timothy’s and pizza.

Wednesday October 6th 2010

Worked until 4 in the afternoon. All I did was play sweet sweet Earthbound. When I got home I played some Duck Hunt with Shannyn and Vanessa. For the 3rd part of the day I spread my growing addiction of WoW onto Burt. He’s not handling it as well as I am, he bought the game after an hour of his trial. So basically my day was video games.

Baby bunny.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Monday October 4th 2010


Got an iphone. Now I can work tech support and dress like a beatnic.

Had a coffee with Burt and Drew. Drank a 40 with some junkies and petted a nice kitty, and over night I tried to install shit on my laptop while I slept. I woke up feeling like the bottom of a 40.

BTdubs I'm gonna put more effort into this journal now.


Monday, October 04, 2010

August 31st to October 3rd 2010

Tuesday August 31st 2010
Drank in public, helped a vegetarian eat burger king.

Wednesday September 1st 2010
Stayed in all day, didn’t get exercise and generally just worried about making enough money.

Thursday September 2nd 2010
Got some shifts so now I don’t have to worry, but I am anyway. Now I’m worried about day shift sucking as bad as I think it will. Saw my family on my mom’s side for the first time in 6 years. There’s a few new kids running around, and all the ones that I thought were 8 are now going into high school. Feeling older everyday.

Friday September 3rd
Checked out chapters, went for a walk, and drank some 40s while watching casino.

Saturday September 4th 2010
Did my best to stay up late and watch Sopranos all night.

Sunday September 5th 2010
Attempted to sleep all day but ended up getting out of bed at 2pm. It would have been nice to sleep until 4 but whenever I need to sleep that long I can’t. I needed to sleep in the day like this because I had a midnight shift at the sugar factory to do. Something I haven’t done in 2 years, it was some pretty big nostalgia.

Monday September 6th 2010
As soon as I woke up I went to band practice and then we had coffee at the ghetto hortons. My dinner this night was 711 hotdogs with the silicone cheese.

Tuesday September 7th 2010
Don’t remember what I did all day, but I do remember going to bed early. I think we jammed again actually.

Wednesday September 8th 2010
Worked a day shift at the sugar factory. I haven’t been there in 2 years and I’ve never done a proper day shift ever. It was a mixture of nostalgia and the nervousness of a new job except you pretty much know how to do it already. The shift was alright. After that I went for some din dins at an old people restaurant. There’s one more part to this day but I’m not clear on it. I know I went to be early again, and I think I ran into a guy I went to grade school with at 711. I’m going there too much lately.

Thursday September 9th 2010
Rode a bus for 5 hours to Windsor so some GFs could go see Billy Idol at the casino there. When we got in we had an amazing buffet, the best I’ve ever had and then they went back to the hotel room for a pre concert nap. We got the hotel room cheap because some smokers made the room irreparably filthy over the years. That whole floor smelled like ciggies. While they napped I looked across the border at Detroit and read all the historical plaques in their riverside park. I met up with my friends that are in Windsor and we had coffee and later got wasted off 40s and gin while watching MTV in my dirty ass hotel room. After the concert got out all of us got some pizzer and closed out a bar where a hilarious 2 man band was playing..

Friday September 10th 2010
Rode the bus back home and went to bed.

Saturday September 11th 2010
Caught up on my sleep and everything else I’m behind on and then spent time with Abox. I’m going to start giving a little more details on here, I’ve been feeling like it’s a little bland without using people’s names. I’ve pretty much been avoiding identifying the nouns in my life.

Sunday September 12th 2010
Hung out with Pat, Brett, Drew and the GF. We watched the first part of Titanic, then all of home alone 2, then the ending of Titanic (because it was still on) we ran our own commentary the entire time. We came to the conclusion that everyone in Home Alone has some sort of mental condition. Mostly Autism.

Monday September 13th 2010
I was supposed to go see Machete, but shit got mixed up and I didn’t end up going. I ended up watching Twin Peaks with Brett. Crazy ass Lynch show from 1990. You can definitely tell it was made by that fuck.

Tuesday September 14th 2010
Tried World Of Warcraft today, I like it and everything but it is way too over hyped. I don’t think I’ll get too addicted. We’ll see though. Someone please stop me if I go too far.

Wednesday September 15th 2010
Worked as security on a day shift at the sugar factory, and then went to visit Aly, her kid and her mom. They pretty much gave me a bunch of stuff, bought me dinner and then drove me home. Years ago I gave her my old Blockbuster uniform to sew a patch over the Blockbuster symbol. She just finished it yesterday, so now I can finally go into Blockbuster and get asked for help and then make people feel weird when they see I don’t actually work there.

Thursday September 16th 2010
I played World Of Warcraft all freakin day. I keep telling myself that I’m NOT going to buy the full version once the 10 day trial is up. I’m going to WAIT a month or so for when I can afford it. Late this night I hung out with my dearest and we had a candy and RPG party time, and then she fell asleep while I played more WoW.

Friday September 17th 2010
Tried to sleep all day so I would be comfortable on my 12 hour night shift. Failed at it, I woke up at 12pm. So I was awake for 27 hours by the time I got home from work. I was falling asleep while walking. At work I pretty much just ate donuts and watched some guys tar a driveway.

Saturday September 18th 2010
When I got home I just slept and then went back to work.

Sunday September 19th 2010
Work went smooth. Just watched Star Trek and had a bunch of walks. After work I had band practice with Drew and my dearest. Oh, before that we had basil burgs which are burgers from a totally DT restaurant that everyone likes.

Monday September 20th 2010
Hung out with myself until the dear got out of work. Then we did some hanging out until bed time. Pretty uneventful day.

Tuesday September 21st 2010
I didn’t leave the house all day, saw my girlfriend and then went to bed early for work.

Wednesday September 22nd 2010
Work was less gay than I thought it would be. I watched Star Trek IV. The one with the whales, what a joke. When I got home I played World of Warcraft until I fell asleep since no one could hang out. I’m really drifting through this month. I can’t get anything done until I get paid so I just sit around all the time. Getting paid every 2 weeks sucks.

Thursday September 23rd 2010
I just squirmed my way out of debt, and I think I'm about to get my laptop fixed on the weekend, so that should help me update my site more speedily. The beginning of this month was pretty busy, but now all I'm doing is sitting around getting progressively more and more addicted to Warcraft. Don't be surprised if you never see me again, cuz, that's what that game does to people, so I hear.

Friday September 24th 2010
I woke up to a call from Burt. He wanted me to print him out a resume. After fucking around with it for 2 hours I finally managed to get it to print. Then Drew came over and ate my fridge. He took me to the computer store so I could buy a new laptop charger. Laptop is finally back in business. Now I can just watch shit all day at work. After Drew took off I sat around until it was time to go out to dinner with my dearest. We went to Suisha Gardens, the best sushi place I know of. After dinner we had plans to do Jager bombs and watch a bunch of arrested development, but she changed those plans to falling asleep on my bed. While she slept, I broke and signed up for Warcraft. Fuck I hope that game doesn’t become a problem.

Saturday September 25th 2010
Fun day with my dear. In the evening we did some Jagerbombs and watched a music documentary. I slept there, which means I actually didn’t sleep. She generates roughly a volcano’s worth of heat while she sleeps and if I brush up against her I get 3rd degree burns. Also she’s a blanket hog. And she kicks. That’s not even the half of it.

Sunday September 26th 2010
When I got dropped off at home I got a talking to about doing Jagerbombs from my parents. Apparently to them it’s just as bad as doing drugs. They’re very disappointed in me. I wasted the rest of the daylight on video games. I got worried that’s all the day was going to amount to so I met up with Pat and Katie at the Victoria Inn. Which is a DT dirtbar. It’s reputation is a lot worse than it actually is. They had a band playing. Bassist jumped around a lot. Pat and Katie completed the DT experience by dipping and pissing behind dumpsters. Afterward Pat and I brainstormed on how we could possibly make a video game.

Monday September 27th 2010
I think I jammed with Drew and Abox, And we made a shitty song. It went

“It’s not rock n’ roll if your mother approves
If you ain’t got nothin’ then there’s nothin’ to lose
I definitely saw your mom at the Cairin croft.
I definitely got your mom to suck all our cocks
Cocks cocks cocks cocks”

Tuesday September 28th 2010
ALLS I did was watch the season finale of season 5 with the sweetheart and Pat, then Pat and I brainstormed more on a video game we want to make, but will probably not get made.

Wednesday September 29th 2010
Work was boring, but easy. When I got out I waited forever for the bus, went home and played vidya until bed. Lame days like this make me really want to do things the next day.

Thursday September 30th 2010
Can’t really remember too well what I did today. I know I went for a run with my best girl. Then I stayed up all night playing WoW. All the way from midnight until 8 in the morning. The only reason I did that though is so that I could get onto a day sleeping schedule for work. So, I went to bed at 8am in the morning (technically on a Friday) and I woke up 4 hours later at noon.

Friday October 1st 2010
Like I said, after 4 hours of sleep I woke up and just laid there, doing nothing, completely awake. The rest of the day I tried to get more rest but couldn’t so I went into work for my midnight to noon shift with 4 hours sleep. Felt sick all night from lack of sleep and passed out a few times. On the way home I missed the bus 3 times and had to get my mom to pick me up.

Saturday October 2nd 2010
Slept until 9pm and then stupidly got up. This shift wasn’t as bad but I still fell asleep a few times. It still sucked.

Sunday October 3rd 2010
I was awoken by cuddles from a cute girl. The Drew came over and gave me an iphone. Then wonton soup. Then I went back to bed.