June 10th - 18th 2010

Thursday June 10th 2010
We went back to our home city on a train. When I got in my parents weren’t home so I ate all their food took a huge shit and passed out.

Friday June 11th 2010
I got up way too early to go to my girlfriend’s graduation. I can’t believe she spent 3 years at school already. I’m proud of her. For the first 3 hours of the convocation it was the faculty congratulating each other and saying how good they are with bits of life advice thrown in. After that they sped through the handing out of diplomas and we all got cookies and coffee. As soon as I got my coffee 4 people bumped me and I spilled it on my hands.

In the evening a handful of us went exploring by a dam. Saw some fireflies, threw stuff off a cliff, then we went and had some pizza and beers.



Saturday June 12th 2010
The dear and I went and saw the Bodies exhibit. Which is dead people on display all cut up n shit. They had some fetuses, which was informative. In the gift shop they had plush diseases. Aids was this fuzzy black ball.

The girlfriend’s mom paid for Mandarin for us and I ate at least half of their devilled eggs.

In the evening we had some snacks and watched Watchmen.

Sunday June 13th 2010
Had a long car ride back to our apartment a few cities over. On the way we had dinner with some of my girlfriend’s family. Every time I see them I’m reminded why I don’t want kids.

Monday June 14th 2010
Laziness.

Tuesday June 15th 2010
Non Laziness.

Wednesday June 16th 2010
I did the majority of the work for a new comic I’m working on. It’s looking killer.

Thursday June 17th 2010
Didn’t do much, went to bed early because I had to get up at 6am to go down town with the dearest.

Friday June 18th 2010
Got up at 6am and went down town. Walked along the shoreline, ate a Sobeys sandwich and nursed a headache away from getting up early and not eating breakfast. Took some pictures around there.



I went to St.Paul’s church and tried to go in but the doors were locked, so I laid on the grass. Within a few minutes a few hobos came and laid down near me. We chilled out for a bit and then a security guard came over and shooed us off the lawn. I laughed because I’m a security guard and I have to shoo bums away sometimes.



When I walked down the street a droplet of what I thought was bird shit fell on my forehead. I smelled it and it had the smell of sunscreen so I just wiped it off on a Mexican flag that was on sale nearby. I got to the park and put my bag down and saw the hugest bird dump I’ve ever seen. The bird must have been saving it up for me all morning. I had nothing to clean it up with so I picked up a used dominos napkin that was on the ground close to me. It only took 25% of it away and smeared the rest. In the garbage can I found a dirty towel. There was no question as to why the previous owner threw it out. It looked like there was blood on it. I wiped the rest of the dump off the bad but it was still soaked into the fabric so I took out my water bottle and cleaned the rest with that. Afterwards I cleaned myself up in the bathroom of a subway. It was a real DT morning., hanging out with hobos and cleaning shit off myself. Down town’s just like that I guess, everyone I walk by is talking/singing to themselves or squirmin around somehow.

After that I explored the Eaton’s centre until my friends called me. I went to their place and played Mario kart and watched a fucked up skateboarding video.

All of us went to the beach on Toronto island and had a picnic.



Then sleep.

BRODYQUEST

I watch this at least once a day now.

June 01 - 09 2010

Tuesday June 01st 2010
More of the same.

Wednesday June 02nd 2010
I went to down town Toronto and spent time with one of my buds from around there. Got some sweet comics, had a coffee, got some sweet shades, checked out an anime store which had mouse pads with pictures of anime babes on them and wrist rests that were their tits, so it’s like you rest your wrist on their tits and rub the mouse on their face. I’m going to get one and hang it on my wall. Also checked out a store that sold stuff like doll’s legs and buttons and all sorts of shit you could probably make a functioning robot out of. I bought a green rubber duck that says “Together let’s celebrate each other’s achievements” on it’s chest. After that we had some sushi, which was decent, but it was no Suisha Gardens. (For real, anyone who happens to read this, if you’re ever in Niagara Falls look up Suisha Gardens.) At one point we were interviewed by naked news on the subject of driving. Of course she took her shirt off. It was sweet, I got all that sweet shit and got to see some titties on top of it all. Good day. When all that was done I met up with the girlfriend and streetcarred it home, getting soaked in a downpour at the end of it all. Got in, dried off and passed out.



Thursday June 03rd 2010
Spent most of the morning worrying about money issues. Solved the issue by devising a clever plan to sell my van that I most likely will never drive again. The rest of the day felt a little weird. I was sore for most of it and feeling damp. I didn’t feel like doing anything but forced myself to anyway. I’ve been doing the same things everyday for the past month so I guess all I have to do is start switching it up a little.

Friday June 04th 2010
Nothing of note.

Saturday June 05th 2010
Ate sushi and watched anime. Had a weeaboo night. Finished it off by getting drunk and playing vidua from Japan.

Sunday June 06th 2010
Nothing of note.

Monday June 07th 2010
Stayed up later than I should have playing Silent Hill 2.

Tuesday June 08th 2010
Went down to the beach and took some pictures today. It was gorgeous. Tried to learn how to work my camera better. I’m learning.



I decided that I’m not going to wait to do anything I want to do anymore. No more holding myself back. For a while I had a plan laid out that I thought was good but it was actually just slowing me down. I’ve destroyed it since, and now I’m going to be pumping out new sites on a monthly basis.

I got a sun burn on my arms and I only walked in the sun for 40 minutes tops. It was just up young street where I was in the sun. I’m so fucking white. On the streetcar ride to the beach I almost died, I can’t handle public transit. I get so dizzy and sick from it. I can’t even handle being in a car for more than an hour.



Every time I go downtown I get a rash on a very specific part of my leg… am I allergic to downtown? …On my leg?

Wednesday June 09th 2010
Got up, ate hotdogs, passed out, got up, ate linguine, went to bed.

Everett Wright Kitchen Experience 04

I made scrambled eggs for the second time in my life. My first try went way better. They were edible, but gummy. My first time they were creamy because I threw a hunk of butter in with them for the hell of it. So far I think I'm at least a competent level cook.

Monday May 31st 2010

The usual.