Aural Fellatio

Fuckin’ Attenborgough. I’m trying to watch Planet Earth but his voice just puts me right to sleep. Same with (that guy who narrated Little Big Planet), except in his case he just makes me feel better. I was sick this one time and all I wanted was for him to talk to me, and make the sickness go away, I wanted to watch the tutorials in Little Big Planet but was too sick to turn it on.