Summer Vacash

I’m taking this summer off of work hopefully, and I’m getting out of my parent’s house for a few months.

I’m going to

-Attempt to learn guitar
-Learn to cook better
-Exercise more
-Make excellent progress with my site by making a bunch of comics and setting up the ads, product design(s) payment methods, websites and other shit I need to open the Evvieco store
-Start listening to music

Aural Fellatio

Fuckin’ Attenborgough. I’m trying to watch Planet Earth but his voice just puts me right to sleep. Same with (that guy who narrated Little Big Planet), except in his case he just makes me feel better. I was sick this one time and all I wanted was for him to talk to me, and make the sickness go away, I wanted to watch the tutorials in Little Big Planet but was too sick to turn it on.

Orange Jungle

I shaved my back with an electric razor and it made my back bleed, then my girlfriend rubbed jergins into the wounds. Any slight movement is pain. I’m going to have to accept that I’m a man beast and let the back hair flourish into the wild untamable orange jungle it was meant to be.

Bill Nye, King Of Earth

Manly Decorations

25 Manly decorations

Thanks

I feel good.

GET SERIOUS FATTY

Stepped on the scale. 10 pounds heavier than yesterday. Went to sleep. Got up. Stepped on the scale. Back to normal.

The scale may be busted or my weight fluctuates that much during sleep. I have to start trying to not be so fat a little harder. The fatness has been sneaking up on me for the past few months. My parents have begun buying mass amounts of shitty food, and leave it lying around. I don’t care for eatin’ I pretty much eat what’s going to give me the least amount of trouble so that I can stop being hungry and get back to doing whatever it was I was doing before hunger interrupted. I shouldn’t even have this issue. There is so much food around, way more than anyone needs. We all eat a fuck of a lot.