I just want bring it to everyone's attention again.
Steve Spielberg hates animals. Name anything he has made and a dog or multiple dogs get killed in it. I challenge you to find something of his which doesn't contain some cute animal dying a horrible death.
Plus he made ET and that's pretty much the scariest movie ever made.
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Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Tattletale Bitch
When I was in grade school there was this little snotty fat girl that would always tell on me and everyone else for everything they did. She would walk around with a notepad and write everything down and report it to the teacher. I always came out on top though, because she was a rat bitch. I splashed her with a puddle once, and she swore at me and told the teacher and we both got on the wall. (The wall is when you get in trouble, and you have to go stand against the wall of the school for the rest of recess. It wasn’t so bad though, if you were a lazy fat kid like me)
Another time she told on me for swearing and I didn’t get on the wall cause my friend Gerry’s dad is wicked, and at the time he was the recess supervisor. Then the same recess she swore and got told on by another rat bitch and was on the wall for the rest of the recess, which I used my time to stand there pointing and laughing obnoxiously, HAHAAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAA!! Oh oh aaaahhh AHHAHAHA. Right near her face too.
Some time later I ran and jumped on her nice headband for no reason. It was laying there on the ground, and I knew it was hers so I thought it would be a good idea to destroy it. The teacher made me get her a new one, so I bought a cheap gay looking one that wouldn’t even fit. Then she thought she won something and was trying to rub it in like a bitch so I snapped it. She tried to tell but I said she busted it on purpose and the teacher believed me over her. And she got on the wall for “lying”
Oh man, one time she was making fun of me to my face not knowing where she was going and walked into a pole. I just kept on walking. Man, what a fucking cunt.
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Another time she told on me for swearing and I didn’t get on the wall cause my friend Gerry’s dad is wicked, and at the time he was the recess supervisor. Then the same recess she swore and got told on by another rat bitch and was on the wall for the rest of the recess, which I used my time to stand there pointing and laughing obnoxiously, HAHAAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAA!! Oh oh aaaahhh AHHAHAHA. Right near her face too.
Some time later I ran and jumped on her nice headband for no reason. It was laying there on the ground, and I knew it was hers so I thought it would be a good idea to destroy it. The teacher made me get her a new one, so I bought a cheap gay looking one that wouldn’t even fit. Then she thought she won something and was trying to rub it in like a bitch so I snapped it. She tried to tell but I said she busted it on purpose and the teacher believed me over her. And she got on the wall for “lying”
Oh man, one time she was making fun of me to my face not knowing where she was going and walked into a pole. I just kept on walking. Man, what a fucking cunt.
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Cola Wars
Do you remember? When it was Pepsi vs. Coke? It got pretty out of hand. My friends at the time were divided because some liked Coke and some liked Pepsi. At movie theatres the cola ads would be cheered or booed for. I made fun of Pepsi once and got told “shut the fuck up you fat fuck” in a totally serious tone of voice. Some kid fell on the ice and smashed his head off it and “it’s okay he likes Coke” was muttered as a few kids just walked away.
What’s up with that shit? Fuckin’ frig off they taste the same you fags.
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What’s up with that shit? Fuckin’ frig off they taste the same you fags.
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