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Flossing

When you’re digging around in there and you pull out a big chunk of something.... I can’t imagine a more satisfying feeling.

Power Rangers: The Movie

Andy Dick as the blue ranger. Lucy Liu as the yellow ranger. Snoop Dogg as the black ranger. Jennifer Aniston as the pink ranger. Edward Norton as the green ranger. Johnny Depp as the red ranger. Bruce Willis as Zordon. Richard Simmons as Alpha. Queen Latifa as Rita. Jim Carrey or Robin Williams as the Putties. Or one of them could be lord Zed.

Doing It

Last week I decided I would be working on my comics every day, for at least an hour, and at least two hours on weekends. Along with that I mean to update my journal a few times a week. So far I’ve been successful and I haven’t had thoughts of quitting. I still worry that I’m going to fall back to the way I was so do me this favor. If you know me personally please don’t let me get away with not working on my site at least a tiny bit each day. I really enjoy the feeling of accomplishment, and having a bit of art in your life everyday is very healthy. At least for me, it makes me a lot happier. I sleep easier.

YAP!

Dumps

I have the hugest dumps of life while I’m at work. I don’t know why. For some dumps I wish I brought my camera with me, because sometimes they’re really something to write home about. They’re huge, and have the consistency of sludge. Probably because I eat a lot of fiber bars. There’s usually nothing else to eat. Actually there is but I would have to prepare it and I usually don’t want to spend the time doing that when I can unwrap a fiber bar in a matter of seconds. Not really going anywhere with this, just thought I’d let everyone know about my shit.

TICK

There’s a fuckin’ tick in my office. Uggghhhhh fuuuuucck. Nooo man. Naw.

2 in 1

So I also had another dream last night. 2 nights in a row. This time I was trying to fix my Aerostar. It was broken because the deep fryer that was in place of an actual engine had something wrong with it. Turns out all I had to do was throw some chicken wings in there.

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Spiderz

I had another dream about spiders last night. I've had a lot of dreams about them. I don't THINK I'm scared of them, just mildly grossed out. In this dream the wife and I were in a warehouse that was a secret base where they bio engineer new animals. When we first walked in we could hear voices of military people around the corner. In the entrance there were fish tanks with new types of fish in them, but neither the wife nor I know a lot about fish so we weren't that impressed. We had a small talk about the mirrors behind the fish tanks and how it makes the place seem so much bigger.

When we got around the corner there was a gigantic spider monster behind glass. Let me try to explain this thing. Do you know what an algae eater is? it had suction shit like that and was sucking on the glass. It's whole stomach was like that (like you cut something in half and you can see how it's insides work) and it's legs came from the middle of it's stomach. it was like a leech and a spider and an algae eater in one, and it had a hairy back. The wife and I stared at it in pure disgust for a while and it started sucking on the glass extra hard until the glass cracked. I moved the wife back over to the entrance because she was just standing there, frozen. We left after that and heard later that it escaped and they killed it.

Afterward my dream made me feel bad for the thing because it turns out it wasn't violent at all and was completely vegetarian and had complex emotions n shit.



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