Work Toilet Paper Is Useless.
Every time I wanna take a dump at work I end up with shit on my fingers. The paper just rips as soon as you put the least bit of friction on it. Why can’t companies fork out just a little bit more for good toilet paper? Is it too much to ask to be able to shit comfortably at work? Or even some good soap. That would be fine, but the soap at work smells worse than the shit on my fingers and it also gives you a rash. If I had good soap at least I could wash the shit off my fingers properly.
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