I’m gonna rant and generalize a whole bunch now.
In most lower end, shitty jobs a middle aged blonde woman is in charge, screwing things up, or is trying to screw shit up. This fuckin’ sucks. Man.
When I was a dishwasher at 14 I was hired by one, who gave me a rigorous interview just to get the shitty job. I quit the next day because the contents of a dumpster spilled on me and their garbage weighed more than I did, and I was a pretty fat kid, too, so imagine lifting a garbage bag so full of uneaten food it weighs more than 300 lbs nearly above your head into a dumpster that is ready to burst at the seams, filled with the same rancid yellow sludge. When this problem was brought to her attention nothing was done about it. Fuck that job.
Again at 16 when I was a cafeteria line attendant a middle aged blonde woman was the main thing I didn’t enjoy about my day. She would hover around behind me and criticize everything I did. She never realized that tourists stupid enough to pay 7 dollars for a slice of pizza made by minimum wage teenagers didn’t care if the slices of pepper were the same length or not. They just wanted to shove the pizza in their mouth so hard that it slopped down the front of their overalls and eventually down to add an extra stain on their fanny packs. She once pushed me out of her way near boiling hot grease because she felt I wasn’t feeding tourists freedom fries quickly enough.
Even when I worked at Blocbuster I was in danger of one screwing everything up. She didn’t though, because they kept her from getting in charge of the place and then expected her to actually do her job instead of sit around and complain all the time so she quit. Close one.
During the time I was with the previous security company my dispatch woman was a 400 lb middle aged blonde woman that would tell me to break into company’s properties, properties like Waste management and places that I know have guard dogs prowling about. Even at the job I just lost there was one that would complain about everything I did and didn’t do, insult me
personally and then ask me to do her favors.
Each one wasn’t actually blonde, only dyed that way, to make a vain attempt to be what outdated media says is attractive. Each was lazy, had a gigantic ass and a personality that can only be described by the word cunt.
Now, at present date, in my newest job that I just started I have yet to see one. I’m still waiting for her to show, and I have a bad feeling about this one. If there isn’t one I suppose this means my job isn’t considered lower end? Wait no, even in the higher end jobs there will still be middle aged blonde women who have become over zealous and self absorbed to the point where they believe they’re above most other employees/humans.
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