Proper Attention

I need a laptop before I can pay proper attention to the journal part of this future website. A laptop would solve all of my website dillios. If only 1500 dollars was easy to obtain. Maybe I should be a scumbag, I'd make a lot of money. I could mug people at knifepoint or have the Evvieco characters advertise products... I was once asked to advertise strapon porn in which two lesbians wrestle naked and then whoever wins dons a strapon and fucks the loser (while calling her names) I could always consider that an option.

SO busy.

like a bee. Like, fuckin; eight bees. No, I'm so busy it's like I ate a hive of bees and maybe two to three beavers. This is why I haven't updated this in a while. I can't wait til this actually becomes a comic.