Sunday, July 01, 2007

Ow

Earlier the gee eff accidentally sliced my cock open by pushing into me too hard. We were just playing but my zipper ended up scratching my dink a bit. Every time I shift it stings like a bitch. When it happened I went down stairs and put hydrogen peroxide on my wang. It took a second before I felt the SEARING PAIN on my dick. After softly screaming at my own reflection and splashing water on my genitals I shuffled back upstairs to cry a little.




Genders

I don't know if I've written about it before, but why do women have a separate league for everything? Is it really necessary? there's a separate league for women who race. Why? Having 20% less body strength doesn't effect how you race does it? Does it really? Are men just too afraid of losing to women, or do women just want their own version of everything? Are there male book clubs?


I think this behaviour exists because both genders are a lot of idiots.