When I drink a bit, I pass out. I just recovered from a time when passing out. Each time I wake up and the back of my head hurts. It feels as if someone smashed me with a frying pan. It's always when my girlfriend is over... I suspect shenanigans.
She probably gets mad at me and doesn't want to talk about it. Then waits until I'm not looking at her and then WHAM! She relieves her stress on me.
Also a friend named Shannyn told me to carry lawn chairs across town earlier. Oh that Shannyn. I think she may hate me at times. One time she insisted on paying for some pizza that I specifically said was my treat, and she gave me $20. So I gave it to the pizza guy as a tip. The guy was very happy when I told him "I'm drunk so you get a twenty dollar tip." Another time she tried to pay for my gas. The nerve.
I'll accept gifts, nudity, drugs/alcohol for my kindness if a person feels inclined, but not money.
