Grass

Why do people mow their lawns? Why do people stand out on their lawn and waste water so much watering their lawn so it will be green? It's such a colossal waste of time, money, water, life, everything. One big waste of everything. It's always old people who do it.

Old people need to read more books.

I understand that it needs to be cut so it doesn't get infested with mice and insects, but the amount the average house dweller is expected to mow their lawn is insane. I mow my lawn without being forced maybe once or twice a year and nothing bad ever happens. The only thing that happens is my neighbors (and parents) treat me like I'm a bad person. This is fucked up. I really hate old people.

A Fun Game

Spot the difference, win a prize.

Worst Inventions Episode 1

Children's shoes that have wheels on the bottom so they can glide around. The last thing we need are children with the ability to glide. Kids already run around and smash into shit enough, gliding is more difficult to stop--don't misunderstand, I love it when kids smash into shit and hurt themselves, what I don't like is when I constantly get cut off by gliding pigmies screeching and drooling everywhere every time I feel like going for a walk.

Kids running around like idiots can be good in only one scenario, which is when the child in question does harm to itself, but especially if it throws up. One of the funniest things to me is when an idiot kid is running around screaming obnoxiously, and then it starts jumping up and down when all of a sudden it stops and looks slightly at the ground. It pauses a moment and it's mouth opens a tad and saliva drips out, it's eyes bulge in intense shock and confusion and then all the contents of it's stomach spew out violently 3 feet in front of them while they try to scream or make more noise but it's muffled due to all the food flying out of them. After this they're drained of all they're retard-strong energy and they behave much more decently.

All parents should inject their children with a syrem that will make the kid vomit as soon as it does too much rambunxious activity, just for my sake.

Fag Fad

For a while now more girls seem to be gay, or bi. This normally wouldn't bother me; it's okay to be gay. It bothers me a bit because a lot of them are only doing it to be more attractive to guys, or to be cool. Their thinking is that guys think lesbians are mad hot so they pretend to be lesbians just so they can get laid more by men. I suppose this is awesome some of the time for the lesbian collective, as they're getting free sex out of the deal. I can only hope that they take full advantage of these idiot girls and that no lesbian suffers any emotional damage due to a breakup. Indirect behavior, worst.