I'm going to make everything in existence have a hand buzzer on it. So morons can wander around and laugh moronically at each other all day and stop targeting me with those fuckin' things.
Anyone who hands me a hand buzzer item instantly loses all my trust in them for the rest of their life. Perhaps I'll take after my old media teacher and kick everyone who does that in the balls. Even if I see it done to someone else I'll kick the "trickster" in the balls. These things have got to stop, they were funny in the 1920s, give it up.
It makes people feel stupid for falling for it, so they have to do it to someone else to prove to themself that they're not stupid. Somehow this makes sense to people. It's that or they're just meanspirited assholes. The mean spirited ones like to say "I've never fallen for it" after 'tricking' you. Most of the time in a French accent, so it's more condescending.
