Cavemen Enjoyed Eating Food More And Were Better Than Us Because They Did It First

Tess: Hey did you watch/see/read/check out that one movie/book/game/band it’s pretty sweet eh?

Amanda: Yes, a long time ago. I liked it before it was cool. Shnuh.

Tess: Oh…I guess you’re better than me.

Fuck imaginary Amanda and people like her. You’re not better than anyone, or more cool because you were one of the first to like Spongebob Squarepants or whatever.

It’s popularity has nothing to do with the fact that you’ve liked it longer. Pull your makeup covered head out of your bleached asshole.